kidkoni: prose-b4-hoes: The hard dick and basketball shorts struggle. the-terrific-kid: shitrodsays: zsram: chaintooheavy: rollthenickels: dad-jr: rollthenickels: always hilarious. *flips it up into waist band. wait….guys really do that shit….. every man instinctively knows the uptuck We know the uptuck like we know Major League batting averages and NBA free throw...
Coupons Are Great
Yes. Coupons are great. The best thing smoking for me & anybody else that loves to save money. So, why do people think its bad to use a coupon on a date? Honestly, they are missing out. Groupon & Living Social have coupons to use for two, so I can use them on future dates. She wants to go out? Fine. I go on Livng Social and see what they got good. I went on there and saw they had salsa...
thefreespiritedloser: vanilla-bliss: saltydreams: run-y0u-d0wn: releasetheseagulls: perfecttweapon: sea-sh0re: rest in peace. i just laughed so hard what the fuck i saw this on my dash 5 mins ago and it was at 2,000 notes lol im laughing more than i should right now… always reblog! FUCKING WATCH HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA aww hahahahhha you will be forever missed <3...
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† Your religious Views?
@ Have you ever self-harmed? Why?
# Relationship with your father?
$ Relationship with your mother?
% Who is your most loved person?
^ Have you ever been bullied?
& What is your sexuality?
☼ Who makes you the happiest?
* What is the most heroic thing you've ever done?
+ What calms you down when you're upset?
♥ Have you ever fallen in love?
¤ Had your heart broken?
© Have you been betrayed in the past? How?
¶ Who do you miss the most?
§ Have you ever attempted suicide?
! Share a secret?
and, i smell like bacon.
geekscoutcookies: neekcooper reblogged your post: Ive done that once…and my patience isnt as good as i thought it would be. My ass makes bacon to eat while im making it..^_^ I understand. Either way…we eating bacon. A lady smelling like a hint of thick cut hickory smoked bacon is fine by me.
Ive done that once...and my patience isnt as good...
geekscoutcookies: neekcooper reblogged your post: unleashedafter25yrs: neekcooper: You will… She can cook it in the oven. Her chest will remain safe and sexy. I understand. Either way…we eating bacon.
Ok. Fine. She can wear an apron. Women shol’ do like to ruin my fantasies.
geekscoutcookies: unleashedafter25yrs: neekcooper: You will not ruin my fantasy. YOU. WILL. NOT! *uncontrollable giggles* chest burns are NOT fun. even though you smell like bacon. Not that i would know..but…yeah. ive heard. She can cook it in the oven. Her chest will remain safe and sexy.
I don’t want to burn them. She can cook the bacon in the oven for tittymeat safety. Its more than one way to prepare bacon.
You will not ruin my fantasy. YOU. WILL. NOT!
I'm planning my wedding :)
unleashedafter25yrs: xogeeztiaaa: The only problem is, I’m not even in a relationship :( Does this make me crazy!? not any crazier than the millions of other women out there doing the exact same thing Yea…uh…time for me to go
purplekisses-xoxo asked: 73 85 61 39 no loopholes either. gotta watch you
Lee Trebeaux Blog: Worst Black History... →
leetreble: Carter G. Woodson, then an active proponent of history, proposed at his fraternity’s conclave in Nashville in 1920 of Negro Acheivement Week, documenting the accomplishments of Negros before his time and afterwards. What started off as a weekly recognition blossomed into an entire month of…
Can you fix that little red notification box ya’ll have? When I click the dashboard button to refresh, the number of updates don’t much my dash. I’m just saying the red notification box said ‘15’ and ‘2’ show up. Where are the other 13 posts? Did I miss them? What happened? Its confusing me and others. Fix that shit. Your tumblr pal, Neek
blackladyblue asked: 15. Do you have any piercings? 16. Do you have any tattoos? 19. Do you shave your nether regions?
blackladyblue: 1. Are looks important in a relationship? 2. Are relationships ever worth it? 3. Are you a virgin? 4. Are you in a relationship? 5. Are you in love? 6. Are you single this year? 7. Can you commit to one person? 8. Describe your crush: 9. Describe your perfect mate: 10. Do you believe in love at first sight? 11. Do you ever want to get married? 12. Do you forgive betrayal? 13. Do...
appulsauce: “Rick Santorum is Sarah Palin with a penis.” One of the smartest things I’ve read across my dash in a bit. Kudos, whoever said that.
unleashedafter25yrs: number 7 please “the weirdo” thanks boo!! Dear The Weirdo, Stop being weird. Chill out and maybe we can hang.
Put a number in my ask and i'll write a letter...
play-the-game: The Ex The Best Friend The Former Friend The Lost Love The New Person in my Life The Annoying One The Weirdo The Favorite Teacher The Most Hated Teacher The Crush The Boyfriend/Girlfriend The Heart breaker Parents Myself
Church Bans Kids So Child Molesting Pastor Can... →
Yea…some churches are cults.
Diddy won an Oscar? What? He didn't? YES!
The documentary ‘Undefeated’ won an Oscar last night. On my timeline, people from Memphis were happy because the doc was about a high school in Memphis. Then I saw a tweet about Diddy being a ‘producer’ of the documentary. What? Not him. Anybody but Diddy. My initial thought ‘I won’t be watching that documentary’ After doing some research, Diddy...
sitting here still in my bathrobe. I showered at...
unleashedafter25yrs: unleashedafter25yrs: my bathrobe is just so comfortable this is still relevant *insert Birdman Handrub GIF*
Random Work Thought
Have you ever noticed when someone else goes on lunch break, it feels like a long ass time. Then you go on your lunch break and time goes by fast. Odd ain’t it? Cruel ass work world I tell ya what.
keyairruh: neekgobacon started following you Hey lady.
unleashedafter25yrs: Do you honestly like living in Memphis?
Let's play the "Yes or No" game.
You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes or no.
Jaheim Likes To Crash Celebrity Funerals
steenfox: I logged onto Twitter briefly yesterday just in time to see this photo of Jaheim being tweeted on my TL: I know. I was just as confused as the dude in the white Kangol on the right was. Why is Jaheim dressed like The Joker? Is he looking towards the heavens for the answer to some profound question? Did he just toss a ball into the air? I wasn’t sure what was going on. And then I...
I’m beginning to think that my BIGGEST problem with women is communication/the secret double meanings. Its just frustrating as fuck to deal with right now. For once I would like a woman to tell me what’s wrong when I ask her. Instead of getting a ‘nothing’ or ‘fine’ from her. Gah lee. I asked because I’m concerned and I sincerely WANT to know what is on...
50 Things You Need To Give Up Today →
halfhissize: Give up trying to be perfect. – The real world doesn’t reward perfectionists, it rewards people who get things done. Give up comparing yourself to others. – The only person you are competing against is yourself. Give up dwelling on the past or worrying too much about the future. – Right now is the only moment guaranteed to you. Right now is life. Don’t miss it. Give up...